Ferocious Flirting: Making Marriage Wonderful

Getting the bugs out of your marriage: LackoAffectionitis Originally uploaded by m0smith . Lack of affection between you and your spouse SYMPTOMS: - You must always have a special occasion to give your spouse a gift - You have not sincerely said "I Love You" in at least 24 hours - You seldom kiss your spouse "Hello" or "Goodbye" in public or private - There is a decreasing use of verbal endearments between you and your spouse - You seldom hold your spouse's hand or display any similar physical affection in public ADVANCED STAGES: - You have never been "caught" kissing your spouse by your children - You consider romance unrealistic TREATMENT: - Make one phone call per day to your spouse "just to talk" - Experience one date per week - Evenly apply verbal endearments and physical affection - Exercise continuous use of the words "I Love You" - Plan to spend more meaningful moments together (see: Companion Minusis )

Getting the bugs out of your marriage: Non Directionalicosis Originally uploaded by m0smith . Deficiency of goals in your marriage SYMPTOMS: - Lack of direction in daily activities...your marriage seems to be going nowhere - An increasing restless feeling between you and your spouse - You have not discusssed the future with your spouse in two months - You experience an increasing desire to turn back the clock and have things as they were - You sense a realization that you have not accomplished the goals you set when first married - You and your spouse have not jointly set goals for you marriage ADVANCED STAGES: - You feel a sense of fear when you think about your children going out on their own and leaving you alone with your spouse. - There is a feeling of failure and despondency between you and your spouse TREATMENT: - Together, set specific, attainable goals for your marriage - Strive to have daily as well as long term, activities which will help you both achieve your goal

Getting the bugs out of your marriage: Perfectomania Originally uploaded by m0smith . Unrealistic expectations for a perfect marriage and/or a perfect spouse SYMPTOMS: - You or your spouse have a tendency to ignore problems affecting your marriage - You expect your spouse to look perfect at all times - You or our spouse expect every moment to be romantic - You expect your spouse to always be in a "good mood" - You have a feeling your spouse is not "giving enough" ADVANCED STAGES: - You cannot cope with misunderstanding or disagreement with your spouse - You experience increasing disenchantment with your spouse and your marriage TREATMENT: - Plan and have one, two or more discussions with your spouse as required - Apply honesty as you compare your personal expectations with your actual marriage - Allow equal expression of thoughts and feelings - Exercise realism and an open mind as you and your spouse consider ways to make marriage more satisfying. Be realis

Getting the bugs out of your marriage: Spouse Modificosis Originally uploaded by m0smith . SPOUSE MODIFICOSIS Obsession with remaking your spouse. SYMPTOMS - You feel uncomfortable with your spouse's appearance, habits or personality - You have a tendency to point out your spouse's faults - You have not sincerely complimented your spouse recently (24-48 hours) - You have a tendency to avoid introducing your spouse to friends ADVANCED STAGES - Increasing desire to make biting comments to and about your spouse - As a result of your discomfort with your spouse, you spend less time together (see Companion Minusus) TREATMENT: - Privately determine why your spouse's are causing you irritation. NOTE: Do not be too critical of your spouse's faults ... it may have ben those very faults that prevented him or her from getting a better mate - Consider how you behavior could be modified to bring out the best in your partner - Discuss you problem with your spouse, evenly app

"Why didn't you just send email?... Did you even have light bulbs then?" : "tonight I'd be remiss not to try and capture an exchange Jacob (age six) and I had over ice-cream this evening..." Children are wonderful. Read this for a classic exchange.

Getting the bugs out of your marriage: Verbal Terminosis Originally uploaded by m0smith . VERBAL TERMINOSIS The termination of open and honest communication between you and your spouse CAUTION: Highly contagious, should be treated at fist sign of infection SYMPTOMS: - Tendency to watch for double meanings in spouse's statements - You and your spouse both complain of being misunderstood - Increasing difficulty in verbally expressing your feelings. - Loss of intimate gestures, eye contact and private jokes only the two of you can understand. - Increasing difficulty in finding something to discuss with your spouse. ADVANCED STAGES: - Difficulty having a conversation that does not end in an argument - Long silences - Cannot relax with your spouse ... conversation is stilted and repetitive TREATMENT: - Have two 1-hours conversation per week without interruptions - Avoid accusations or defensive statements - Allow equals uninterrupted expression of thoughts and feelings - Exerci

Getting the bugs out of your marriage: Last Page Originally uploaded by m0smith . HOMEFRONT(tm) A public service message produced for: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by Bonneville Productions 130 Social Hall Ave. -- Salt Lake City, UT (c) Copyright 1979 The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saint 50 East North Temple -- Salt Lake City, UT 84150 32684 1/81

Pearl Dreams Originally uploaded by noqontrol . As I mentioned before, after Valentine's Day is a great and unexpected time to get a great deal on some romantic gifts. You can either surprise your sweetie now or keep it until a special occasion. One such deal is an in-store sale going on through the month of February at My Princess Pearls . If you buy a necklace, they will throw in a pair of earrings for 25 cents. It is a socially responsible sweet deal. It is only at the brick and mortal store: My Princess Pearls 380 East Main Street Suite D Lehi, UT 84043 (801) 768-0170 Tell them Matt sent you.

Valentine's Day was never the same. Originally uploaded by Walsh . Valentine's Day has come and gone. The flowers are wilted, the chocolate is eaten, the cards are stored and the jewelry is locked safely away. The day of love is passed. "What is the point?" A coworker asked me. We were observing the people, mostly guys, get the traditional Valentine's Day gifts, at mostly inflated prices. Is showing affection a once a year event? Can't we show affection all year long? The answer is yes, your sweetheart needs love, attention, affection and appreciation all year long. None of those things needs to cost money or even a lot of time. A simple card, a smile, a compliment, a small surprise, or just holding hands cost neither time nor money. When making a chain, it is not one large piece of metal, but a lot of little pieces joined together, one at at time that creates a strong and durable chain. Likewise, a single grand act does not forge a last

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